Anonymous asked: Do you seriously expect me to go another 24hrs without voting? C'mon! more more more. How about something 'ugly, diseased, free' ??? I'm getting twitchy and need another round.

Sorry for the hiatus! We’ll try to be more on it in future… Busy week!

Round 5: Edward Cullen, Jacob Black, or Riley Biers?

Round 5: Edward Cullen, Jacob Black, or Riley Biers?

kylinka asked: So now I know...I want to marry the gaylord fashion slave. Fuck the hot one and (with regret) kill the other dude

It is so noted. Poor Finn. 

Glee boyz! Finn is the dumb-but-sweet one, Kurt is the flaming gaylord fashion-slave with a heart of gold, and Puck is the football man-slut. Get with it, Kylinka!

Glee boyz! Finn is the dumb-but-sweet one, Kurt is the flaming gaylord fashion-slave with a heart of gold, and Puck is the football man-slut. Get with it, Kylinka!

Round 4: Ripley, Sarah Connor, or G.I. Jane?

Round 4: Ripley, Sarah Connor, or G.I. Jane?

Round 2 Results: Jackman, Bale or Downey, Jr.?

Keep voting and we’ll update if it changes, but so far it’s looking like:

Married: Jackman (and I couldn’t agree more)

Fucked: Bale

Dead: Downey, Jr. 

A predictable, yet somewhat sad result. I mean, Jackman for marriage, no contest… but Bale vs. Downey Jr. is tough. Beefcake over charm, I guess?

Round 3: Finn, Kurt or Puck?

Round 3: Finn, Kurt or Puck?

Anonymous asked: What is this stupid blog about?

Well, obviously it’s about marrying, fucking, killing, and making tough choices. 

Round 1 Results: Madonna, GaGa or Cher?

Keep voting! But, so far it stands thusly:

Married: GaGa 

Fucked: Madonna 

Dead: Cher

Poor Cher. Gaga is the shizzle, for propers, but I don’t get this Madonna result. Bitch looks like a piece of beef jerky these days.

Thoughts?

Hugh Jackman, Christian Bale, or Robert Downey, Jr.?

Hugh Jackman, Christian Bale, or Robert Downey, Jr.?